N.I.N.A. 2 Mandolins G Capo in 2 I'm a decent boy just landed from the town of Ballyfan I want a situation and I want it very bad I've seen employment advertised is this the thing says I but the dirty blaggard ended with "No Irish need apply" "Whoa," says I, "that's quite an insult" but to get the place a try so I went to see the blaggard with his "No Irish need apply" Chorus: Some do tout it our misfortune be christened Pat or Dan But to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman I started out to find the house and found it very soon There I find the old chap seated he was reading the tribune I told him what I came for and he in a rage did 'ply "No," he says, "you are a Paddy and no Irish need apply" then I gets my dander rising and I'd like to black his eye to tell an Irish gentleman "No Irish need apply" Chorus:( I couldn't stand it longer so a hold of him I took and I gave him such a beating as he'd get at Donny Brook he cried out loud of murder and to get away he tried and he swore he'd never write again "No Irish need apply" well he made a big apology I bid him then goodbye saying "When next you want a beating print "No Irish need apply" Chorus: